Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

November 06 2019

HerrWolf
9048 ebb6 500
Reposted frompunisher punisher viatimmoe timmoe
HerrWolf
8072 99ec 500
Reposted frommahiaslsan mahiaslsan viaangusiasty angusiasty

November 04 2019

HerrWolf
4415 7478 500
Reposted fromverdantforce verdantforce viagreywolf greywolf
HerrWolf
Reposted fromFlau Flau viacarsten233 carsten233
HerrWolf
5293 0f98 500
Reposted frommyfuckingreality myfuckingreality viaQudaci Qudaci
HerrWolf
Reposted fromFlau Flau viaQudaci Qudaci

November 03 2019

HerrWolf
2375 1031 500
Reposted fromfungi fungi viaangusiasty angusiasty

November 02 2019

HerrWolf
Reposted fromnaich naich viamrpaf mrpaf

October 31 2019

HerrWolf
7436 f26c 500
Reposted fromfungi fungi viaPsaiko Psaiko

October 29 2019

HerrWolf
4961 c2fa
Reposted fromteijakool teijakool viaMrCoffe MrCoffe

October 28 2019

HerrWolf
8252 8b32 500
Reposted fromzelbekon zelbekon viasowa sowa
HerrWolf
HerrWolf
9273 2980
Reposted fromzciach zciach vianiedoskonalosc niedoskonalosc
HerrWolf
Reposted fromDennkost Dennkost vianiedoskonalosc niedoskonalosc
HerrWolf
the-macra

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

totohoy

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:



Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

erytria

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

honeypunks

you could say…phishing scam…

Reposted fromhairinmy hairinmy viatekwoj tekwoj
HerrWolf
Reposted fromteijakool teijakool

October 24 2019

HerrWolf
7168 5b18 500
Reposted fromzelbekon zelbekon viavimes vimes
HerrWolf
2630 dcdf
Reposted fromtichga tichga viatoadie toadie

October 22 2019

HerrWolf
4976 8629 500
Reposted fromerq erq viahepi hepi
HerrWolf
5898 c5cd 500
Reposted fromministerium ministerium viaret ret
Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl